professional gemfucker

i'm planty/ryo, i go by he/his pronouns, i'm ryo bakura fictionkin, and no i don't have a crush on vector where did you get that idea. that's nonsense. i could never have a crush on a mouthless alien, let alone want to lick his gem. where would you get that idea???

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i’m going to bed goodnight everyone i love you

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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i’m back and holy shit i took my pill too early i’m so tired?? i might fall asleep in the bathtub

i’m gonna go take a (hopefully) quick shower see ya nerds

u fuckin dork 
i always wanna drink some carrot juice ;) but only if it’s yours

u fuckin dork
i always wanna drink some carrot juice ;) but only if it’s yours

this’ll probably double post since mobile’s being a butt 
oh well

i’m gonna beat u up

this’ll probably double post since mobile’s being a butt
oh well

i’m gonna beat u up

that was probably the most embarrassing thing i’ve talked about but yeah this is why we need to ban carrot juice

i might as well talk about the carrot juice thing from my dream bc i feel it’s important to talk about why we should BAN CARROT JUICE

so yeah like i said. i was yuma. and i was lookin for some trains. and it was really important to me to find these trains bc one of them was my friend apparently idk. so we were trying to find these trains. and we all split into groups of two. and vector sorta pulled me along into an abandoned train yard and i was super excited bc YEAHHH CAN’T WAIT TO FIND MY FRIEND, THE RED TRAIN

and then suddenly it led to sexytimes and i was suckin vector’s dick. idk how it suddenly went to sexytimes it just did and i didn’t really question it. i was gettin rly into and then out of fuckin nowhere vector says “you really want that carrot juice, huh?”

I WAS SO MAD OMG I STOPPED RIGHT THERE AND ALMOST REFUSED TO KEEP GOING
IT WAS THE MOST ANGERING THING TO HAPPEN IN ONE OF MY DREAMS EVER

last night i had a dream that i was yuma and i went on this great big adventure to find some missing trains and it was so great it was such a great dream

until the carrot juice thing happened

i’ll go to bed soon okay 
not yet tho cuz i got stuff to do 

also i found a charger thank god

i’ll go to bed soon okay
not yet tho cuz i got stuff to do

also i found a charger thank god